Woman Claims To Have Sequenced Bigfoot's Genome

In today's pseudoscience ridiculousness, a female geneticist and her fellow researchers claim to have sequenced the genome of Bigfoot. Yes, Sasquach. The research isn't published or peer reviewed yet (what a crazy random happenstance) because the earth-shattering news was leaked Friday on Facebook by Russian scientist Igor Burstev. His post, in which he claims that researcher Melba Ketchum has analyzed more than 109 bigfoot samples, and was able to get the full sequence of 20 mitochondrial genom...